Yo, I'm Mista D, and dis is my "Pad"

1/23/06:

Hi dere! Welcome to da pad. Ya I'll be puttin' up some real cool stuff here. I'll be drivin' so you can just sit back an' enjoy. Ya I'll be talkin' 'bout my old job at Big Blue, my love for pizza, an' of course java. Ok. So far, so good. Man, dis is cooler dan an all you can eat pizza buffet. O ya I jus want you guys tah know dat I don't drink... you know... beverages, so don't ask.

"Guys, I'm gettin' da e-mails. Who's e-mailin' me at like... 2 in da mornin'?"

1/24/06:

Dere used ta be a real real nasty update here by my co-worker. I fixed dat up real good 'cause it was offensive. I fired dat good for nuttin'. All he does is drink certain beverages dat I'm not a fan of. Anyway folks, I'm drivin' again so dere's nothin' ta worry about.

1/25/06:

Hi dere! So I'm sure you already knows 'bout da midterm tomorrow, HINT HINT!! I'm gonna be a nice guy, an' post some o' da code you might be seeing. Well... ok, I lied a little bit. Not code, just some pseudo... code... Check it out, you guys dig?

Yo dere's gonna be lots o' dese badboys:
System.out.println("Hi dere, I'm java");

An' you better believe dere's gonna be some o' dese badboys;
System.out.println("Back at Big Blue, I had about five pizzas a day.");

An' dat's dat. Good luck!